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Jonny Nexus · 13th Level Joined: 07 Feb 2006 Posts: 846 Location: London

This thread is for discussion of the Issue 10 article, "Nobody Likes Me, I Don't Care". To comment on the article, just hit the "Post Reply" button and type in what you think.
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Jams Jarvis from beyons · Guest

Hahahahahah. Good article.

Ah yes, I had a charcater in one campaign no one liked and I realised he was Bugs Bunny , which isn't all that bad considering bugs bunny usually wins and my charcter did despite the DM trying desperatley to kill him and the othe characters (and players) none too happy with him most of the time.

Boring game story cut shortish-

I recall one adventure where we had to get into the evil big baddies castle while he was out, rescue someone and get the hell out. hmmm... how to get in how to get in....walk up and knock on the door?
Well, okay my character a half-elven bard byt the name Tinmifallen Addergapst walked up to the gates leading two mules ladden with the parties supplies, passed himself off as a merchant and got inside and notified the baddies he'd been trailed by some bandits and they were hiding just over the hill out of sight of the keep. A pack of baddies went storming off and i went and rescued the person we were sent to save while the rest of the party ran in circles trying not to get creamed. Worked fine by my book and turned a profit selling all the booze one of the other PCs always insited on bringing along (which prooved vital to pass off the travelling trader lie). The other players weren't pleased and I pointed out my plan worked fine... they pointed out I hadn't discussed the plan...I pointed out if they knew the plan they would have screwed it up.

Alright bad example story but trust me he was bugs bunny.
His sheet got "lost" somehow and eventually turned up inside one of my gaming boxes years later (not a campaign or game we were playing since I wasn't DM).

PMStalker · Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:35 pm Post subject:

This article definitely won the prize for funniest entry in this issue. The image in the closer was just perfect. Mr. Green

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Shining Dragon · 1st Level Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 1

I liked it.
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w00t!

spelledaren · Guest

Nice ending. And what a horrible feeling.

entom@maailmas.com · Guest

Filth has been removed.

Lots of love and kisses.

Bogboy

Ballscratch · Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:46 am Post subject:

A little off topic, but I think I created a new NAMG.

It's called 'Spam: The Hunting'.
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Mad Meg · All Out of Gum Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 106

Bogboy · Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:17 pm Post subject:

Good filth never dies.
It multiplies.

Twisted Evil

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Should'nt there be a car here???

Ballscratch · Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:42 pm Post subject:

Filth doesn't multiply. It spawns.

SPAWNS I TELL YOU!
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entom@maailmas.com · Guest

Spawned filth removed.

Bogboy

Ballscratch · Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:43 pm Post subject:

See! It spawns!
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Spatula · Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:50 pm Post subject:

I've never seen any other forums get zapped as often as this one does. Is security here not as tight as other places, or is there some mad advertiser out there who's mistaken roleplayers for a major niche market?
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pwdert@mail121.com · Guest

Yet more filth removed.

Bogboy

Ballscratch · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:27 am Post subject:

It must be our latent sexual magnetism. If you'll excuse me now, my girlfriend and fiance of two years just broke up with me. I need alcohol in vast enough quantities to ensure mental oblivion.
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