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Jonny Nexus
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 Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject: DISCUSS: The Bastard GM's Handbook |
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This thread is for discussion of the Issue 6 article, "The Bastard GM's Handbook". To comment on the article, just hit the "Post Reply" button and type in what you think.
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Ouroboros
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:00 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | So put the gun down...
And the pistol...
And the snare wire...
And the--- dear God, is that really a six foot tall wooden cross? What sort of sick psycho are you? Put it down... |
Mr Nexus,
I resent your assertion that I am some sort of mentally damaged individual merely on the basis that I have guns, pistols, snare wires and six-foot tall wooden crosses immediately at hand. There are many respectable and civilized uses for the aforementioned killing devic.... I mean, instruments.
To conclude, just because I am sick psycho and I own a six foot tall wooden cross does not mean that the two are necessarily connected. I know many other sick psychos who have far fewer six-foot tall wooden crosses than I, some even being entirely bereft of six-foot tall wooden crosses.
Yours,
Ouroboros.[/quote] |
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Jonny Nexus
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:42 am Post subject: |
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| Ouroboros wrote: | | To conclude, just because I am sick psycho and I own a six foot tall wooden cross does not mean that the two are necessarily connected. I know many other sick psychos who have far fewer six-foot tall wooden crosses than I, some even being entirely bereft of six-foot tall wooden crosses. |
Of course.
Now put the gun down... 
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Ouroboros
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Jonny Nexus wrote: | Of course.
Now put the gun down... |
Can I keep the pistol, snare-wire and six-foot tall wooden cross? |
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Jonny Nexus
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Ouroboros wrote: | | Jonny Nexus wrote: | Of course.
Now put the gun down... |
Can I keep the pistol, snare-wire and six-foot tall wooden cross? |
If you want to keep them... I'm not going to try to take them off you.
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teucer
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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| man what |
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Jonny Nexus
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| Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:07 am Post subject: |
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I'm a bit confused myself. 
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Mad Meg
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Reminds me slightly of Stoat End. The greatest Stoat opera there has ever been.
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Ballscratch
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*Is suddenly overcome with an image of a slightly pudgy merchant, gripping desperatly onto a stuff crocodile, whilst an inebriated warrior hurridly drags a six foot wooden cross onto the bank of a river, all the while a burning barge lighting up the background.*
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dr
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